u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
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