We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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