I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I had to cum in my sink.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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