I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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