Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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