Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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