Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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