kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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