do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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