You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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