I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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