so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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