Do vagina's smell?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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