im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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