Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Green mimosas i think yes
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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