Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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