I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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