But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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