I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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