how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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