Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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