Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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