3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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