so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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