This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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