Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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