talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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