That's intense
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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