Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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