): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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