the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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