I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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