New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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