you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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