her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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