she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
