i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
