so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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