I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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