David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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