He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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