You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I bet he comes in French.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
