In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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