Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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