Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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