the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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