we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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