it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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