I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
It's never too late to be topless.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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