When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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