I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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