I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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